-Greatest Lies Ever Told-

Disclaimer: No real names will be used in the fallowing, hell they might no even be true.

1) I was walking down the street with my boombox on my shoulder when 3 russians skateboarded by ans stole it. "So naturally" i hopped on my skateboard ,skated them down and kicked their asses.. - -one legged ninja- -

2) I got a guitar plastered into the wall. And it cost 5,000 bucks. Its a Gibson. - -Dirty Metal bastard- -

3) I'm the greatest hacker in the world - -Pud- -

>>>More to come as their told<<<